Dumbass Sayings: “How Do You KFC?”

KFC’s newest slogan is “How do you KFC?” Okay first of all, KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken which is a noun not a verb. You can’t go Kentucky Fried Chickening. This is an obvious ripoff of the early Yahoo! slogan “Do you Yahoo?” which was stupid too. At least they were original in their stupidity. The real issue here is, even IF we were to accept the idea of KFC being a verb, I would guess I KFC the same as everyone else. There aren’t really that many different ways to KFC. You buy the food and you put it in your mouth, you chew it, you swallow it, you digest it, and you viciously crap it out usually while in severe pain. I don’t understand why they thought this was a good question to ask people. Are there people who KFC by putting the drumsticks up their asses and rubbing honey bbq wings on their nipples? I’m sure there are, but who really wants to hear that story? One of the things that all people have in common no matter what nationality or ethnicity, we all KFC pretty much the same way which makes this question insanely boring and idiotic.

Eating fried chicken isn't an art that you can put your personal touch on, it's usually a regret that ends with oily diarrhea.