The Top 5 Worst Places To Find Someone Else’s Pubes

One of the more uncomfortable aspects about living with other people is finding their pubic hairs around the house. Sometimes you understand if they’re on the bathroom floor or in a garbage can where they should be, but there are certain places where finding another person’s pubes is just creepy and disturbing. Here are the top five places you never want to find another person’s private hairs:

5. Kitchen Sink

If it’s considered disgusting to wash your face in a kitchen sink how do you think people feel about watching your crotch in there? Yeah, that’s what I thought!

Not only are pubic hairs in the sink gross, but they can cause serious plumbing problems.

4. Comb

There’s really no good reason to find someone’s pubes in the comb you use for your head hair. This means they’ve been using it to groom their garden and not only is that startling, but it can also be unsafe. Having crabs on your head is way worse than getting head lice on your crotch. Some people think it’s the same thing, but it’s not. It’s really not.

Nothing pisses me off more than finding a crotchair in my 16th century sculpted ivory comb.

3. Refrigerator

If you’ve ever found pubes in your refrigerator before it’s a startling discovery. The thing that strikes you first is confusion. How do pubic hairs end up in a refrigerator? Then as you attempt to answer that question the possibilities become very frightening. Clearly someone in your house likes food a little TOO MUCH.

If you have a real passion for food, pubes have a way of finding their way into the fridge.

2. Toothbrush

The worst thing about finding a pube in your toothbrush is it can take awhile if you aren’t paying attention. Because pubes have a similar texture to the bristles of a toothbrush you might be brushing with a crotch hair stuck in your brush for days or weeks before you realize it. That’s just gross.

That woman in the middle is probably thinking "I can't wait to put my pubes in that toothbrush."

1. Glass of water

If having someone’s nutbag on your face is called “Teabagging” then finding a ball hair in your water is like finding a tea leaf in there. It’s like you’ve been drinking crotch tea and unlike tea from tea leaves there are no known health benefits to crotch tea. There are no helpful antioxidants in dick hair.

Finding pubes in water is such a big concern the government had to get involved!

Hopefully you never find pubes in these places, but if you have then you know exactly what I’m talking about!