Ask McFartnuggets: "Muppets vs. Peanuts?"

Kermit and Miss Piggy
vs.
Charlie Brown and Snoopy
in a Japanese death match?

Dear McFartnuggets: If you had to get rid of either the Muppets or the Charlie Brown Peanuts characters who would you choose? -- DeAndre from Newark, New Jersey

Dear DeAndre: That's a tough one, those are two very beloved groups of characters. Some might argue they could never be killed, but if I had to get rid of one of them I would probably get rid of the Peanuts crew.

That's a tough decision because they're children, but ultimately there's only like a dozen of them versus several dozen Muppets. I could probably get away with killing the Muppets just because most of them aren't humans, but a few of them are like the Swedish Chef, Janice from the band, and those two old dudes in the theater. Plus, the rest of them are all sentient beings who can speak with us so that has to count for something. The Muppets have interacted with real people before, Charlie Brown hasn't. If anything I think I'd be doing those kids a favor they've probably got giant brain tumors or something.

And finally, the Muppets are more entertaining. They're not my favorites, but the fact they still make movies to this day proves their worth to society. Would anyone sit through a Charlie Brown feature film in a theater? No studio is taking a gamble on that and I think that's a sign.

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