Dumbass Sayings: “You Know What They Say About People Who Assume...”

What's so bad about being an
ass anyway? It's probably a very
underrated lifestyle.

Instead of saying “When you assume you make an ‘ass’ out of ‘me’ and ‘u” sometimes people will simply say “You know what they say about people who assume…” This is possibly one of the dumbest things that people say. By saying this you’re assuming that I know what they say about people who assume. So basically when someone says “You know what they say about people who assume” they’re making an ass out of just themselves which also proves their original argument wrong. Them assuming doesn’t make YOU look like an ass. How could it? The assumer is the one who becomes the ass and then they look even assier when people realize that none of what they’re saying makes any sense at all.