Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Is Breakfast The Most Important Meal of The Day?”

You don't want to gamble
with breakfast.

Dear McFartnuggets: 

Why is breakfast become the most important meal of the day? Who decided this? How is it the most important? Why is breakfast so arrogant?-- Nathaniel from Glendale Falls

Dear Nathaniel:

Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day and the reason is quite obvious. Breakfast sets yourself up for the rest of the day so it’s CRITICAL that you do not eat anything that will upset your stomach like Taco Bell for example. If you try new foods for breakfast every morning you’re basically setting yourself up for disaster. Breakfast isn’t flashy or special, but it is the most important because it must not lead to diarrhea. Perhaps the most important thing you do every morning is eat something reliable like toast and cereal that you know cannot ever give you diarrhea. Some people like to tempt fate with eggs and bacon. Fortunately when you eat bad eggs or bacon you tend to vomit which is much less of a burden on your day than assflame diarrhea. There’s a reason no one eats KFC or Chinese food for breakfast. So you see breakfast really is the most important because having a bad one can really ruin your day.

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