The Top 5 Worst Things To Have In Your Mouth While Laughing

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Laughing is one of the best things to do in life. It’s what everyone wants to be doing. If you could laugh 24 hours a day without being locked in a mental hospital you would. However, there are certain times when you don’t want to laugh and that’s when you have various fluids or objects in your mouth. Laughing with something in your mouth can be very hazardous to your health or the health of others. Here are the top 5 worst things to have in your mouth when you’re laughing:

5. Moonshine

When you laugh with liquid in your mouth usually you spit it out violently and that’s not a good thing to do with high alcohol content spirits. All it takes is someone to light a match and your entire house is on fire.

Getting moonshine spit in your eyes burns really bad.

4. Blood

Spitting blood in people’s faces while laughing usually ruins the mood of any joke that you were laughing at. You started laughing, next you’re at the doctor’s getting a blood test.

What kind of lunatic laughs with blood in their mouth? It's a serious moment.

3. Urine

I’m not going to ask questions about why you have urine in your mouth, but if I can give you any advice it would be to not start laughing and spraying it all over everyone at dinner.

Only hipsters drink their urine out of mason jar.

2. Vomit

When you throw up in your mouth there is a short window of time when someone can make you laugh and you’ll spit it out into their face. Always be lightning fast in swallowing it back down. Yes I know it tastes like orange juice and ass. Send it back where it belongs.

Fortunately it's difficult to laugh when you're barfing to death.

And the number one thing to never have in your mouth when you’re laughing is…

1. A razor blade

The worst thing to have in your mouth when you’re laughing is not a liquid, it’s a razor blade. When you have a razor blade in your mouth one of the last things you want to do is see a cat using a toilet or an old lady falling down because laughing can be disastrous. So many things can go wrong. At the very least you’ll cut the hell out of your mouth and at worst you’ll swallow the razor blade and die.

Laughing with a razor in your mouth is just asking for trouble.