Dumbass Sayings: “Hurts Doughnut”

If all donuts were Hurts
Donuts I think we'd see
America's obesity epidemic
ease up a bit.

There’s a popular game people like to play at work where they ask you if you want a “Hurts Doughnut.” When you say “Sure, I like doughnuts,” they proceed to punch you in the throat and say “Hurts Don’t It?” but they make it sound like “Do-nit” which is meant to sound like “Doughnut.” This has got to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever come across in my life. You’re basically just making up excuses to inflict pain on people with this. It doesn’t even make sense. When you punch someone and say “Hurts doughnut” that doesn’t qualify as delivering the doughnut you had offered. Just saying the name of something doesn’t live up to your end of the bargain. Imagine if you said “Want a glazed donut” and the person said yes, then you just said “Glazed… Donut.” That’s borderline mentally handicapped behavior.