Dumbass Sayings: “Put Your Finger In A Dyke And Pray”

Sometimes they put fingers
in themselves.

There’s a popular saying that sometimes when you’re all out of options all you can do is “Put your finger in a dyke and pray.” First of all, they’re called “Lesbian Americans” let’s get that straight right off the bat, well not straight, but you know what I mean. Second, no you can’t do that. You can’t put your finger in a lesbian and pray. Who told you that was an option? I hope you ask permission first. You probably won’t get it unless you’re a very charming and attractive lady. If you don’t get permission then that becomes sexual assault and you will have to pray. You will have to pray, but it probably won’t do you any good because that lesbian is going to kick your ass. You are going to rue the day you ever decided to put any part of your hand in that dyke. Whoever thought this was a good idea is a complete moron and this saying really needs to stop. You would never hear someone say “Put your finger in a gaylord and pray.” No, THAT would be seen as offensive so why aren’t lesbian americans getting the same respect? This is an outrage.