Dumbass Sayings: “Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold”

Whenever your arch nemesis captures you and ties you to a chair in their garage they cackle while sharpening a knife and say “Revenge is a dish best served cold…” Yeah so are ice cream sandwiches, what’s your point? What the hell does this even mean? I guess ice cream and revenge share something in common. First off, revenge is not a dish. We’re working off a false premise to begin with here. Revenge is not food so right off the bat your analogy is completely off center. Even if we were to put aside logic for a moment and pretend like revenge was an entree served to someone, I think revenge would best served piping hot. If you leave revenge to cool down then that means time passes and you don’t feel as strongly about it. You might still want vengeance ten years later, but it will never be as strong of an urge as the first moment you get that feeling. No, you heat revenge up as hot as possible and you pour it down the person’s throat, like lava burning them from the inside out. You don’t prepare a heaping helping of vengeance and put it in freezer bags or tupperware to enjoy later as cold leftovers. That’s just silly.


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