Dumbass Sayings: “Did it Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?”

Sometimes when you’re minding your own business having a drink at a bar a woman will walk up and say “Hey baby, did it hurt?” You say “Did what hurt?” She says “When you fell from Heaven!” This is a really bizarre pickup line to use on someone. The thing I don’t like about it is it’s inherently an insult. People don’t just fall from Heaven. They have to do something horrible first to be shunned by god and be cast out of paradise. Basically they’re calling you a fallen angel, you know, like Satan. I’m not sure if that’s the best way to get into someone’s pants to be honest. Normally comparing someone to the dark lord isn’t the best compliment. This pickup line is intrinsically flawed and makes no sense to use in any possible context. If you want to use something like this try saying “How was the trip from Heaven?” This communicates the same thing without the whole falling from grace aspect that some people might be offended by.

Just because it's called a "pickup line" doesn't mean someone fell.