Dumbass Sayings: “Live Life to the Fullest”

Sometimes a guy who skydives will tell you to “Live life to the fullest!” This sounds like it’s encouraging overeating. You should live life to be pretty full, but there’s absolutely no reason to be the FULLEST. It’s okay not to be at 100% stuffed capacity at all time. You can be at 90% and there’s nothing wrong with that. I think that’s the problem with the world today. Too many people are hogging up resources in an effort to live life to the fullest and that’s detrimental to humanity as a whole. Let’s say you have 9 people living life to the fullest. Well, if you’ve got 9 people filling themselves to only 90% then that allows for a complete extra tenth person to have 90% resources. Even if this saying is referring to having adventures and shit, you actually can’t live life to the fullest. You can’t always be having exciting shit happen to you. Eventually that gets exhausting and you need to take a break at which point you have to excrete some of the fullness you’ve been experiencing. You shouldn’t live life to the fullest, you should live to what makes you comfortable and anyone who’s ever stuffed themselves eating too much knows that’s the fullest isn’t comfortable, it’s stupid.

This saying should be nothing more than a competitive eating slogan.

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