Ask McFartnuggets: “Who WIll Give Birth To The Antichrist?”

Prophecy states an anti-
christ will appear to nibble
on the ear of Jesus.
Dear McFartnuggets: 
Who do you think will be the two people to give birth to the antichrist? Will it be Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan? Shia LeBeouf and Amanda Bynes? Martha Stewart and Donald Trump? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? What about Chris Brown and Snooki? Or would it be two completely unknown people? -- Shem from Morrisville, PA

Dear Shem:
Assuming the Antichrist is a real thing, I would say Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have the best chance at creating it. Whatever force in the world that keeps tragedies from happening is keeping them from hooking up. We need to prevent these two from procreating at all costs. Nothing good will come of that. I can tell something is wrong with those two because they’re starting to look the same. That’s definitely a sign the devil is at play. I don’t think the antichrist would come from unknown people, it has to be from two incredible forces of evil. That type of evil doesn’t really go unnoticed, it rises to fame and becomes idolized. Am I saying it’s 100% for sure going to happen? No, but this has to be the best educated guess on the subject.

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