Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are Fake Asses Considered Worse Than Fake Tits?”

Dear McFartnuggets: 
Why is it that surgically enhanced asses are seen as so much more ratchet than surgically enhanced tits? They’re both fake so why is getting butt implants less acceptable in society? -- Gill from Montpelier, Vermont

Dear Gill:
Yes they are both fake, however there is a bit of a difference between breasts and asscheeks. Some people think breasts are just an ass on your chest, but they actually serve a purpose as milk sacks for babies. So when a woman has really small breasts she can be seen as a less attractive potential mother of children. If a woman has a small ass that doesn’t really affect how well she can nourish a baby. The key thing is that a woman with a small ass can just start eating a lot of cheese and doing ass exercises to make her bottom bigger. A woman with small breasts can’t really do any exercises to make tit flesh grow. That’s the big difference. A woman who wants breast implants has no real other options so it’s seen as more acceptable. A woman who wants a bigger ass has a couple different options and having a fake ass implanted is the laziest of those choices. Thanks for the question.

Fake breasts? Fake asses? What is reality anyway? Let's try to answer THAT first.

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