4.30.2015

Dumbass Sayings: “Screw The Pooch”

Sometimes at work when you miss a deadline on a report your co-workers say “You really screwed the pooch there!” Look I get that I made a mistake, but I think there’s a slight difference between missing a deadline and copulating with a dog. One is just an accident because you got really drunk one night and the other is missing a deadline at work… Of course I’m being facetious. Clearly, making love to a dog is a serious crime so unless your act of figuratively “screwing of the pooch” is an illegal activity then this phrase shouldn’t be used to describe it. Bestiality is not something to be joked about in the workplace. Don’t you see all those commercials about rescue dogs? People take animals very seriously and that means you can’t fuck them. Could you imagine if you missed a deadline on a report and people at work said “Boy you really got caught on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator!” People take that much too seriously to be joking about it. Well, I think giving a dog your bone should be right up there with meeting teenagers in chatrooms. You shouldn’t be joking about that stuff at work, Andrew.

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