Fun Alternatives To Getting A Flu Shot
The next best alternative to getting a flu shot is also completely free. The next time you're in a public bathroom just take a quick lick of the floor right in front of the sinks. Don't baste the tiles with your tongue, but give a quick dab, that's all you need to expose your immune system to a MULTITUDE of diseases and viruses. The cornucopia of illnesses will then show themselves to your body and give it a chance to combat them in small doses making you effectivly invincible for up to five years,
Some people criticize my methods, they say they're dangerous and disgusting, but there's a slight chance a flu shot can kill you. Who has ever heard of anyone dying after French kissing a hobo or licking a gas station bathroom floor? That's what I thought...