How To Deal with Christmas Carolers
Here are the top ways I like to deal with carolers:
3). Hide behind my couch until they leave.
2). Say "Sorry I'm Jewish" then slam the door in their faces.
And if they still don't get the hint that I'm not in the mood...
That last one is a bit drastic and can lead to jail time, but that's only if you use a full-scale flamethrower. Usually a can of Raid sprayed into a candle will do just fine.