New Highway Safety Slogan: "Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over"
My other problem with this slogan is with it's actual meaning. "Drive sober or get pulled over" basically means that if you do anything but drive sober you're getting pulled over. Technically this would mean if I was riding drunk with my designated driver I would be getting pulled over because I wouldn't be "driving sober", I would be "riding drunk". If I'm at home knitting a pair of wool socks sober then I could be pulled over because I'm not driving sober. I think something like "Only a Punk Drives Drunk" would be a better slogan, at least that's something that could catch on a little easier than "Drive Sober of Get Pulled Over". It's a flawed statement is all I'm saying.