We've all been in that situation, it's after work and you're driving home at 95 miles per hour because you need to shit and there's no rest stop nearby. All of a sudden you see red and blue lights flashing in your rear view mirror and a cop is barking at you over his loudspeaker. At this point it's almost certain he's going to give you a speeding ticket unless you're a beautiful woman with big titties and good blow job techniques. If you've pulled over and realized you have none of those things and you definitely do NOT want a speeding ticket then the best thing is to drive away as fast as you can because after you do that the last thing on that copper's mind is giving you a ticket. Granted, you will be in for a much more stern punishment when you're caught, but if you're really adamant about not getting a speeding ticket then this is the most fool-proof method to avoid that. If the actual fear you have is being given a piece of paper that has a fine on it, then do this. If it's getting in trouble, that's a different story, but we're talking about how to get out of a speeding ticket here.