What Would Happen if a Centaur and Minotaur Mated?

Minotaur (left), Centaur (right)
It's a question as old as time: If a centaur and a minotaur copulated, what would be the result? Well the first thing that would happen is I would get an erection, let's just get that out of the way. But the real question concerns what type of offspring would be created. We all know a centaur is a creature with a human upper torso and a horse lower body while a minotaur is a monster with a man's body and a bull head so logistically it is possible for them to fornicate. Don't blame me, blame god.

When a minotaur and a centaur get it on without protection there's a 50% chance you're going to have a baby that's a horse with a bull's head, OR a completely normal person (well, as normal as one could be coming from a situation like that; enjoy the therapy, kid!). The other question is who penetrates who? Well there's no real correct answer to that question, let's just leave that up to the 'taurs and stay out of it, even if they can't stay out of each other... And of course the final question is what do you call the baby of a minotaur and a centaur? You can't merge the beginning of one with the end of the other, (even though they did!) because they both end in -taur so I think the best decision would be to call it Bull-headed Horse-assed Sideshow Freak. Of course that would just be the name of the species, the actual kid's name could be Dillon or something, who the hell knows.

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