Women With Too Many Pets

A new study says that a quarter of women polled would leave a man if their pets didn't like him. This isn't that big of a deal though considering that quarter of women are probably the ones living in an animal dungeon soaked in cat piss. If you value your pet's opinion over your own then it's probably best if you end a relationship because that's only going to get worse. What happens if you get pregnant and your cats don't like the new baby? Will you give it up for adoption? Again, probably better if you do since you're clearly incapable of raising a child properly with this type of logic. Fortunately nature won't let it get that far. Your brain subconsciously overvalues the opinions of your cat to help avoid such instances from ever occurring. It's amazing how life works sometimes.

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