Why Do Some People Love Spicy Food?
Well it certainly can't be the taste because hot enough peppers will burn your tongue so bad you could eat a bowl of shit and not know it. (Perhaps how they prep for German porn?) So I'll say the reason people eat spicy foods is the same reason I do, because it liquifies your sinuses and drains your entire skull of old mucus. That may actually be the reason scientists say spicy foods are so good for you, they help you shed the coat of boogers on your brain and let a fresh one grow. That sounds about right.