|Where was all the bacon on 9/11?|
Even if you agree that bacon makes everything better you have to admit that not all bacon makes things better. The bacon has to be cooked. Raw bacon is doing no one any favors. If you wake up Christmas morning with your stockings full of raw bacon that's going to risk ruining your Christmas with Salmonella. My revised saying: "Cooked bacon sometimes helps non-Jewish/Muslim situations".