Dumbass Sayings: "Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth"
The question we all ask is "What is a gift horse?" No one knows for sure. Regardless, why shouldn't you look one in the mouth? Where else are you supposed to look on a horse? The eyes? They're on opposite sides of its head! Would it be better to look the gift horse in it's nostrils? To me that seems like it would be worse. I think the proper saying would be "Don't look a gift horse in the anus" because if you do that then odds are something seriously bad might be able to happen to you. Whenever horses are involved I think the best advice is always to not stand behind them because you can be kicked in the head or shit on. I am hereby revising this ridiculous saying that relates to no one as "Don't stand behind horses".