TSA Getting Rid of Full Body Security Scanners

It's official, now the only way to show your cock and balls to people at the airport is to pull your pants down the old-fashioned way. I'm personally appalled at how the TSA could make this decision without taking into account the needs and desires of secret exhibitionists who looked forward to the full body scanner as a nice release. Look for streaking incidents to rise steadily in the coming months. Thank god there's still the famed security rub down otherwise a trip to the airport might be a completely non-sexual event. Let's just hope they never decide to do away with that otherwise the terrorists will be able to hide bombs under their tits again the way they always used to before the rub downs started.

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