Subway's $5 Footlongs Not Really A Foot Long?
Despite the fact that anyone who measures their sandwich at home is a sociopath, this issue does highlight the incompetence of Subway and should raise awareness about how shitty they are. Why does their avocado look suspiciously like an ill hobo's mucus? Who is this "Mike Lee" character on their commercials that they present to the audience as a celebrity? And when will they write me an official letter of apology for giving me a stomach virus from their undercooked bacon fifteen years ago? Subway has a lot of questions to answer and the length of their footlong is just the start.