TD Bank Has Chainless Pens
I know a lady who took 37 pens from three different TD Banks in her area and let's just say she's set with pens for awhile. Frankly I don't even know why pens still exist, everything's going to be digital soon enough. That means pens will stop being made and soon enough they'll be rare collectors items. It's almost like TD Bank is giving away free gold. Don't be surprised the next time you're at a TD Bank to see a hobo ransacking the place of all its pens so he can go sell them on the subway.