What The Hell Are "Trojan Bearskin Condoms"?

We've all heard the commercials on the radio for Trojan's new "bearskin" condoms and the first question that comes to mind is "Are they using authentic bear skins or synthetic?" Other questions are "If they're using real bear skin are the bears killed in an ethical manner or are they being hunted excessively?", "How many condoms can you make out of a single adult bear?", and "Who was the sick bastard who found out covering your penis in bear fur helped keep a woman from getting pregnant?", "Why bear skin? Why not Llama skin or tiger skin?" I've submitted these questions and more to the Trojan Corporation and am eagerly awaiting their response.

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