How Did Edward Scissorhands Wash His Hair?

We've all seen the movie "Edward Scissorhands" and we've all wondered how a man with scissors for hands could do things that we take for granted. Most people wonder how he masturbates or inserts butt plugs into his ass without hurting himself, but I'm wondering how he washes his hair. It would probably be impossible for him to wash his own hair without cutting it. So that means he's walking around with a dirty ass head of hair that's never been washed before and let's not even discuss his pubic situation. Are you trying to tell me that Winona Ryder would bang a dude whose hair was home to a family of rats? Well maybe Winona Ryder, that was a bad example. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this Edward Scissorhands character here because his whole story seems highly absurd.

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