7.18.2014

Dumbass Saying: “Life Experience”

Sometimes people will say some crap like “Traveling to the Grand Canyon and making love to that hooker was an incredible life experience.” ALL experiences are life experiences. Why do you add the word “life” in there? Do you not want to confuse people about your vital signs at the time? Obviously you were alive, dummy! Even if you somehow had a “death experience”, if you lived to tell about it then it’s a life experience which is just an experience so there’s no need to be qualifying experiences with the word “life” in front. Not only are all experiences “life experiences”, but nearly everything is an experience. So there’s really never any reason to call anything an experience or life experience. It’s just LIFE. Stop talking about it and start living it, folks!

Remember when we saved that dead old lady from being eaten by a shark? What a life experience!

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