They say “If you love something you gotta let it go and if it comes back that’s how you know.” That doesn’t make much sense. If I love something then I love something and that’s good. Why do I have to let something go? That’s idiotic. I used to think this saying was true until I had five consecutive dogs run away from me and never come back. Then I learned that’s what dogs do. That’s why people keep them on leashes. The leashes aren’t there specifically to be cruel to the dogs. If you take the leash off 99% of the time you will never see your dog again no matter how much you love it. Also, never say this to someone who’s dangling a baby over a balcony like Michael Jackson. Good thing he didn’t believe in this saying. I guess this means every balloon I’ve ever had didn’t really love me back. That’s a horrible thing to tell a kid. It’d bad enough their balloon is flying away and they’re crying, then to tell them that the balloon didn’t give a shit about them? That’s harsh.
|When you really love someone you NEVER let go. Right, grandma?!|