Ask McFartnuggets: "At What Age is it Okay to Start Shaking Children?

You don't shake babies.
You just DON'T.
Dear McFartnuggets: 
We all know it's not okay to shake babies because it leads to shaken baby syndrome. My question is when does shaken baby syndrome stop? At what age is it okay to start shaking Children? -- Noelle from Mobile, Alabama

Dear Noelle:
Of course there is no good age to start shaking children. You probably shouldn't even shake adults, it's just that shaking children is even more devastating because their brains aren't fully formed yet and shaking causes a lot of permanent damage. That being said, I think they define Shaken Baby Syndrome as shaking any child under 3-years-old, but please don't shake any children regardless of their age. It's just wrong and you will get into a lot of trouble.

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