2.26.2015

Dumbass Sayings: “You Shouldn’t Have”

When you give someone a gift sometimes they say “You shouldn’t have.” This is a really rude thing to say to someone. It basically translates to “Why did you do this?” When people say “You shouldn’t have” you can tell they don’t really want the gift. The way you can tell is because when a guy gives a woman a diamond ring, if she’s happy about it, she rarely ever says “You shouldn’t have.” If you give a child a gift on their birthday they don’t say “You shouldn’t have!” They just rip the present open and enjoy it because they’re actually enjoying the moment. When someone says “You shouldn’t have” they’re not enjoying the moment of the present, they’re more concerned with you spending money on them and they’re uncomfortable with that idea. If someone gives you a gift you don’t want just do your best to say “Thank you” in a convincing way and leave it at that.

I put a lot of work into this mask, asshole.

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