Dirty Looting Bastards
On the other hand, people who put up signs that say "Don't Loot" outside their houses need to stop doing that too. All a "Don't Loot" sign does is draw people to the conclusion that there's something of serious value inside the house. No one spray paints "Don't Loot" in the window of a crackhouse. For your own benefit, refrain from this action. A nice alternative is to write a gypsy or voodoo curse that punishes all who may loot within, but this only really works if you're a true voodoo witch doctor or shaman, which you aren't. The best "Don't Loot" sign is knowledge of the martial arts. When was the last time someone looted from a ninja? Where do ninjas even live? No one knows. If you don't want to be looted, just be a ninja.