Ask McFartnuggets: "What is the Point of Light Beer?"

A true alcoholic doesn't
care about calories.
Fear McDartnuggets: 
I keep seeing commercials for light beer and I just don't understand it. Who the hell wants beer with fewer calories? If you're drinking enough beer to be concerned with the caloric intake then there's a good chance you're a fat drunk in the first place and you wouldn't even care about how many calories were in the beer. Meanwhile if you're some skinny mofo drinking a beer every week then why would you care about the calories? Why not just enjoy a normal beer? It's not that many calories! I just don't get it. Can you explain to me please? -- Nadia from Denver, Colorado

Dear Nadia:
Well when you put it that way it doesn't really make sense. On the other hand, if you're drinking a bunch then you may as well switch to light beer since the taste won't really matter to you since you're poopfaced already. It's sort of a damage control tactic at that point.

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