Dumbass Sayings: “Organic Food”

Sometimes people say weird things like “Sorry, I only eat organic.” Everyone these days goes berserk over organic foods. I don’t really see what the big deal is. You know what else is organic? Human flesh. I won’t be taking another bite of that any time soon, it’s gross. You need foods with some decent flavor and organic is not the way to go for that at all. Even non-human organs taste bad. Liver is a very divisive meat. No one argues whether or not baby back ribs taste good, but once you start eating stomachs and kidneys that’s when things start to get gross. Organs aren’t really meant to be eaten. They’re usually full of bile and weird enzymes. You know what else is organic? Bacteria. The Bubonic Plague was organic. If just hearing the word “organic” makes you feel hungry then you’ve got a problem.

E.coli is a 100% organic food.

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