Ask McFartnuggets: "Why Do People Try to Find Other Planets?"

There are a lot of other
hot planets out there,
but we have our own.
Dear McFartnuggets: 
How come astronomers are always looking to space to find other planets? News flash. We already found one and it's pretty damn awesome. It's a good thing Earth isn't aware of what's going on otherwise I'm sure she would be very offended at so many of her children checking out and ogling other planets. Let's just be happy with what we have. Why are people always so obsessed with what else is out there?  We should be thanking the heavens for our planet every day instead of taking her for granted. If we aren't careful one day we might lose a good thing while we're busy looking for a better one!  -- Janeese from Fairfield, Connecticut

Dear Janeese:
True dat, girlfriend. You're right, except the urge to explore and look for new lands is critical to the advancement of human civilisation. We would not be where we are today if not for man's urge to probe strange and unusual worlds. Now that most of the earthly ones have been seen and conquered the next step is to look to space. It's no offense to mother Earth we still love her fine ass, but she needs to understand that there are other fish in the sea and you can't blame a man for going to SeaWorld every once in awhile.

We humans love our peep shows.

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