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This is an urgent question. How can I get blood stains out of my carpet FAST?!!! I’m trying soap with hot water and scrubbing and nothing’s working! Also, what’s the fastest best way to get rid of a human skeleton? -- Lamar from Chicago
Okay your first mistake was using hot water. Hot water basically solidifies the blood proteins into the fabric of the carpet making the stain even worse. ROOKIE MISTAKE! I like to use club soda to loosen the stain up then I finish it off with stain remover like Shout. Just because a scream accompanied the stain doesn’t mean Shout can’t get it out! If it was a hooker I would recommend using an ammonia or chlorine solution to kill the STD viruses in the blood. There’s nothing worse than a prostitute having a nosebleed on your carpet. And why do you need to know how to get rid of a skeleton? That’s just weird, dude. I’m not going to help you with that. You’re gonna get caught, bro. Just own up to it.
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