|This is one award Betty|
White might not win.
Why do they even bother having the SAG awards? Shouldn’t Betty White’s tits win every award every single year? Just give her the lifetime achievement award already, am I right? -- Charles from Madison, Wisconsin
Well considering SAG stands for Screen Actors Guild, no. The SAG awards have nothing to do with how saggy your breasts are. If that was the case my grandma would clearly be a perennial favorite. If that were the case then every year they’d have a tribute to every elderly woman with soccerball tits who died that year. Who would want to see that? Betty White’s boobs aren’t even THAT saggy. If the SAG awards were really for how badly your breasts have lost the war with gravity over the years I’d guess maybe Kirstie Alley, Hulk Hogan, or Chris Christie would be much more deserving nominees. I don’t know why that would ever be rewarded though.
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