Ask McFartnuggets: “Is Magic Real?”

Do magicians dress up like
Russell Brand or is it the other
way around?
Dear McFartnuggets: 
I’ve been giving this some thought for the past few years. If magic was real why would magicians waste their time doing tricks to entertain people? If you really knew how to harness the power of magic why would you use it to figure out which playing card someone chose that you didn’t see? Wouldn’t you be doing more interesting things with that power? Magic tricks are kind of boring, but the concept behind them is pretty remarkable. I don’t even think they should be robbing banks or cheating at casinos, I’m talking about other things. Like if you could saw a woman in half and put them back together why wouldn’t you be a surgeon to save lives or something? If you could transport people why wouldn’t you transport sick children to help get medical care? Or help make a newly dead person’s fresh organs vanish then reappear in an ill person’s body? It just doesn’t make sense to me. -- Tasha from Sarasota, Florida

Dear Tasha:
You’ve got some good points there. Either magic is fake or magicians are some of the worst people on Earth for not using their powers for good. That’s pretty much a lose/lose situation for an illusionist. In many ways magic is like professional wrestling.There are a lot of people who still take is seriously, but most people know by now that it’s just a show which is why the business is slowly dying.

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