Ask McFartnuggets: “The POTUS’ SOTU Made Me ROTFL!”

Dear McFartnuggets: 
OMG The POTUS’ SOTU made me ROTFL so hard! I was LMFAO @ that shit it totes made me SMH. THE SOTU is a BFD & the POTUS was an epic fail IMHO! The POTUS needs to sit down with the VPOTUS, the SOTUSHOR John Boehner, the GOP SML, the DML, and the USSOS John Kerry and figure out how to improve the SOTU so the USA isn’t MIA and the next POTUS isn’t DOA when they enter the WH. MLK! BLM! Okay L8rz Beeotch! PO! -- Megan from Kissimmee, Florida

Dear Megan:
IKR! LOL JK. I hope you only use acronyms like that when you type because if you actually talk like that you must sound very odd. BTW, no one says SOTUSHOR as an acronym for Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. It’s almost faster just to say the whole thing. In the end, the SOTU is just a speech, it doesn’t really mean anything. No one remembers old SOTUs. That should tell you something.

Gotta love them SOTUS!

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