The dictionary definition of a “curtain” is “a hanging piece of fabric used to shut out the light from a window, adorn a room, increase privacy, etc.” Judging by that definition I would liken that to pubic hair since it’s all about privacy. However, this is the dictionary definition of “drapes”: “a curtain or hanging of heavy fabric and usually considerable length, especially either of a pair for covering a window and drawn open and shut horizontally.” Now the addition of the terms “heavy fabric” and “considerable length” lead me to think that’s more accurately describing my pubic hair. The point is, none of this makes sense. If you want to be a little more clear ask people if “the merkin matches the toupee” instead.
|If you dye your pubes the same color as your hair, you're not spicing things up enough.|