Sometimes when you’re at Bingo night at the local recreation center and you get into a kerfuffle with a 70-year-old woman named Gladice, she will lunge at you then stop and say “Eh, you’re not worth it…”
I’m not worth it? Worth what? Getting your ass kicked? Let’s think about this phrase for a second. If I’m NOT worth it, then who IS worth it? Who would be worth getting into a fight with? A rapist? A murderer? Hitler? You know, if that’s the case then I don’t want to be worth it, so thanks! That’s a compliment. You’re damn right I’m not worth it. I’m worth MORE, bitch. Now sit your ass down and Bingo with some damn decorum, you classless whore.
|They're worth it, I'm not.|