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| So when you jump bail the judge's heart grows fonder? |
There's an old saying that goes "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." If that's true then how come when I missed a week of classes in 3rd grade I wasn't met with more excitement by the teacher? Her heart didn't grow fonder or even fond! Mrs. Shinsky didn't even notice I had been out for five days straight with mononucleosis and when I got back I had no idea what was going on in the class. Apparently I missed a bunch of lessons in long division and was completely lost for the rest of my student career. I tried asking for help, but those kids just learned the stuff themselves they were in no position to teach it!
If absence makes the heart grow fonder then how come I don't love my father more? Since he's been absent since I was 4-years-old shouldn't that make my heart fonder than anything for my father? No, instead I hate that son of a bitch more than anything in the world so no absence DOESN'T make the heart grow fonder and whoever said that was a know-nothing doodoo face!
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