Ask McFartnuggets: “What Do Legs Dream Of When They Fall Asleep?”

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Dear McFartnuggets: 
My leg fell asleep again today. What do you think it dreams about when it’s sleeping?  -- Teddy from Atlanta

Dear Teddy:
It’s probably dreaming about having more blood inside of it. No, but seriously, I’d imagine legs dream about leg things like running, jumping, and hanging out with feet. Women legs probably dream more about putting on fancy boots and stalkings. I guess the ultimate dream of a female leg would be to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. A male leg would probably dream more about being in the UFC and kicking someone in the head. Then again maybe a male leg would dream about being a cheerleader or a Rockette too. Who am I to judge? To each leg his own. It’s not like a leg can choose what it’s going to do with its life anyway so why not let it dream whatever it wants. If you find your leg falling asleep often that’s probably because it’s unhappy with the way things are going so it tries to escape into fantasy dreamland. I guess we’ll never really know what legs dream about, but it’s fun to think about isn’t it.

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