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television sound crews?
5. “Little Brother”
A show like “Big Brother” except with only dwarfs.
4. “Top Surgeon”
A show like “Top Chef” except with surgeons who have to perform life saving surgeries on patients as judges observe and comment.
3. “The Codfather”
A show about a floundering cod fishery business run by an Italian-American man and his family.
2. “Teen Wolf Mom”
A show about freakishly hairy pregnant teenage sluts.
1. “Corn Stars”
A show about a popcorn factory in Iowa and the wacky people who run it.
How many of these shows will exist in the next five years? 2? 3? I'm betting on all of them actually.