|Jesus could have kept Satan closer, |
but he didn't.
He sent his ass far away to Hell.
This is a saying that no one should ever take seriously. You should NEVER keep your enemies closer than your friends. If you decide to do this then you’re probably inviting your worst enemies to your birthday parties, Thanksgiving dinner and even Christmas. I can’t tell you what a bad idea that is. If you think dealing with relatives around holidays is rough, just imagine how tough it is when you’re dealing with people who want to see you dead. Every meal is a gamble over whether or not you’re being poisoned. Every night you have to worry about being killed in your sleep by the enemies you’ve invited over for a slumber party. It’s just an awful idea. You can keep your enemies close, but NOT closer than your friends. I don’t know why the hell that’s part of it. Whoever created this saying was going too far with that. They were onto something, but took it too damn far and made it stupid.