Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do People Go ‘AHHHHH’ After Drinking Something?”

When you drink a cold drink
you say "Ahhhh..."
When you drink a super hot drink
you scream "AHHHH!!!"
Dear McFartnuggets: One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone takes a sip of their drink and goes “AHHHHHHH” after like they’re having a little mini orgasm at the back of their throat. Why the hell do people do this? It’s so rude and obnoxious!

Dear April:
While I agree that can be annoying, it is for a reason. When someone drinks something really cold it helps to go “AHHHHHHHHHHHH” because that releases the cold air trapped in the throat. A person can just as easily NOT do it, but it does feel a little better. It’s only because someone’s drinking something cold and refreshing though. No one ever goes “AHHHHHHH” after sipping steaming hot chocolate. If they do, then you should rightfully be annoyed at them because there’s no reason at all to be doing that. You never see someone take a drink of piping hot tea or hot coffee and go “AHHHHHHH” like they just drank some chilled soda. If you did, that person is an ass. Thanks for writing, April!

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