The Top 10 Worst Movies To Make A Cute Kitten Version Of

There are these people who make recreations of famous films using tiny kittens. They call them “Cute Kitten Versions.” Like there’s such thing as ugly kittens. “Cute kittens” is a redundant phrase. It’s like saying “Creepy Leprechaun.”

A lot of people would like to see cute kitten versions of other movies, but there are certain movies that should not be attempted. These cute kitten people are already hearing some complaints about not sticking close enough to the plot and endangering the kittens so hopefully they never touch any of these films:

10. “Hostel” (2005)
This was a pretty violent and sick film, but the main reason it can’t be done with kittens is the scene where the Asian lady gets her eye melted with a blowtorch. No one wants to see that happen to a kitten.

9. “Cloud Atlas” (2012)
“Cloud Atlas” is one of the more confusing films to follow. Something tells me a cute kitten version would be even more confusing.

8. “Se7en” (1995)
Spoiler alert: No one wants to see a kitten’s head in a box.

7. “Memento” (2000)
The broken up narrative of this movie would be very difficult to summarize with kittens, but I would love to see them try.

6. “Schindler’s List” (1993)
If there’s one thing I know it’s that kittens and the Holocaust don’t mix. Not much does mix with the Holocaust.

5. “Django Unchained” (2013)
They say the N-word 115 times in “Django Unchained” so that’s probably not something you’re going to want to recreate with children and kittens.

4. “Silence of the Lambs” (1991)
Some people might be curious to see what a cute kitten version of the Buffalo Bill character looks like, but I don’t!

3. “The Passion of The Christ” (2004)
This was one of the most violent mainstream movies of the 21st century. While aliens would look down on Earth, watch us on our computers and assume we worship cats like gods, I’m not sure too many people would want to see “The Passion of The Kitty”.

2. “Cannibal Holocaust” (1980)
This film was banned in several countries for obscenity and animal cruelty so needless to say it’s not suitable for a kitten remake.

1. “The Human Centipede” (2009)
While seeing a kitten centipede might be cute, there’s a good chance it would just be really weird and of course very cruel to the kittens and that makes it the number 1 worst movie for a cute kitten recreation.

For the sake of the kittens. Please do not make these movies.

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