Dumbass Sayings: “A Lion Doesn’t Lose Sleep Over The Opinion of Sheep”

A lion tamer doesn't lose sleep over
the opinions of lions.
First off, what opinions does a sheep have exactly? I don’t think ANYONE is losing sleep over a sheep’s opinions. It doesn’t matter if you’re a lion, a person, or another sheep. No one ever writhes in bed wondering about how a sheep is thinking “My wool is itchy.” Secondly, I doubt sheep lose any sleep over the opinions of a lion either. 

Any time the complete opposite of a saying is just as valid, it’s a dumbass saying. “A sheep doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of lions!” Sheep are too busy counting themselves in dreamland to be worrying about what a lion has to say. Who really even cares about the opinion of a lion? Why do people feel the need to compare themselves to lions? You’re not a lion. You’re a person who’s comparing other people to sheep. If you were locked in a room with a lion, that lion would annihilate you.

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