Ask McFartnuggets: “What Is The Hardest Job To Do On Earth?”

Child laborers don't know what
it's like to be a mother.

Dear McFartnuggets: 

A lot of people think that the hardest job on Earth is being a mother because it requires pushing a bowling ball out of your vagina and working 24 hours a day for no pay. I also think being a child laborer in a sweatshop is hard job. Which is harder? What is the hardest job on Earth? -- Tiffany from Huntsville, Louisiana

Dear Tiffany:

I don’t know how hard being a mother is, but I can bet it’s not as hard as being a sex slave. With all due respect to mothers, I think even they would agree being a Guatemalan sex slave is a little more difficult. No mother would give up their job of raising a family to be taken by the sex trafficking underworld, that’s all I’m saying. If you think your mother worked harder than a sex slave then you probably had a very disturbing childhood. Some people say being a sex slave isn’t technically a job, it’s just something that you are. Well, the same thing can be said about being a mother or father. Moms do some difficult work, but sex slave ranks above it in toughness. Now a mother who is a sex slave, those are the hardest working people on this planet for sure.

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